The Post after the Maiden Post

I'm gonna try to drop a new post once a week on tuesdays. Kinda like No Limit Records did with LP's back in '98. So since its wednesday night, we're off to a great start!!!

If you have an occupation where 99% of your day consists of surfing the internet, and you don't yet have access to the internet at your work station, than its ok to take a nap at work. This is a rule that I just made up. I will be testing it tomorrow. If I don't have a job next week, than I'll know that the US Government does not enforce rules that I make up and post on this blog.

I've learned alot about doing comedy the past few days, without actually doing comedy. Thanks to The Comedians of Comedy show at the Blackcat Theater which was great and the interview with Patton Oswalt which was effin amazing. I don't curse for the kids.

I haven't payed my internet bill in a couple of months ever since it jumped from $19.99 to $59.99. But I've consistently been paying my cable, since the amount that they charge me monthly for cable has stayed consistent. This is my way of protesting non-violently. Today Comcast took action by cancelling my HBO and Showtime, but leaving my internet on. I also still recieve all other cable channels that I pay for. Comcast is like the parent that punishes you, by sending you to your room without letting you watch the new season of The Wire, but forgets that your room is equipped with high speed internet, so you can download wonderful things at lightning fast speeds while on punishment. Thanks Comcast!!! You're Comcastic!!!

Its ok to not pay your yearly federal or state taxes if you tell people how awesome this blog is. If you try this, and next year you end up in federal prison, than refer back to paragragh two of this awesome blog post.