I promised all three people who read my blog that i would write some humor today. Well rigth now I've got writers bloc and i'm watching MNF. also i dont feel like spelling words correctkly or using grammar. The guy living on my couch will provide some keywords for this blog. tonight, Ricardo's key words are, bus, stool and cupcake. aslo i wil be typing left handed. here we go.
I rode the bus today for the first time since 9/11/01. that was the day that I rented and watched the movie Speed. Life has to go on. i brought a sub (bonus points for using words that spell keywords backwards) on the bus. You are not aloud to eat on the bus unless you bring enough for everyone. thats why Subway invented the 12 foot sandwich. I always come prepared. unless your talking about dessert. there were no 12 foot cupcakes on this bus ride. A bus ride to the land of Giant cupcakes. After a long journey we arrived at our destination. we were greeted by a sign that read, "He who loots in the land of Giant cupcakes shall stew in a cell". (Bonus points for the third word of the sentence in quotations)
So don't stool, i mean steal, from the Giant in Columbia Heights, cuz they prosecute all shoplifters. But if you do steal, make sure you take enough "evidence" to share with everyone on the bus ride home.
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