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Nothing gets you ready for some turkey like a good ol' fashioned blog chalked full of news and comedy stuffing. Alot has happened since I last blogged. Control of The House and Senate has shifted, causing a former Seinfeld cast member to become racist. But more importantly, I've since eaten at Subway eight times and am happy to report that me and chicken bacon ranch are now on better terms. Man, Black people sure like blogging about chicken and bacon! (people are tired of hearing racial stereotypes, but they sure aren't tired of reading 'em!)

Congratulations to Andy Haynes for paying back the $14 he owed me in the form of a $11 Yuengling at his DC Improv open mic victory after party last night. If he hadn't have won I would have never seen that money again. Andy never payes people back, instead he uses his money to purchase five button v-neck sweaters made of t-shirt material. (It's a really nice garment.)

Some changes will be going down on this site within the next week. Most notably, "VIDEO coming soon!", will be replaced with actual video, and there will be a schedule on my schedule page, but the one posted below should do for now. Man, Black people sure are lazy when it comes to learning the required html code to update their websites! (callback to an earlier comment!)


November 24: Hyatt in Baltimore w/ Jon Mumma & Justin Schlegel
December 8: Arlington Cinema Drafthouse w/ Doug Powell & Justin Schlegel
December 15: Warehouse Next Door Non-Denominational Christmas Poonanza
December 22: HandleBar Greenville, SC w/ Jay Hastings & Rory Scovel
December 30: Hyatt Hotel Bethesda, MD w/ other funny people
December 31: Baltimore Comedy Factory w/ Doug Powell & T-Rexx

Take that Google calendar

Saturday Evening Post

I had a 12" chicken bacon and ranch sub from Subway today. If you are thinking about buying this sandwich and spending the extra dollar for "double meat", don't. Cause the result is you sick at home writing a blog on a saturday night. Nothing good comes from eating 12" of undercooked chicken sub, with double meat.