Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Early Christmas for Everyone who goes to the Handlebar this friday 12/22
With less than 2 weeks left in this year, I am fortunate enough to have the opportunity to perform at some really cool shows. I will be traveling down to South Carolina, w/ Jay Hastings and Rory Scovel to perform at the Handlebar in Greenville, South Carolina this friday. Since only people in DC read this blog, I am asking you guys to spread the good word to friends and family down in the Bible Belt. Purchase tickets to what we promise will be a night to remember. And if it helps you make a decision, I think Jesus is coming. You can buy tickets online at www.handlebar-online.com. Also on New Years Eve, go to the Baltimore Comedy Factory. I will be performing with Doug Powell and T-Rexx. Jesus is coming to this show also.
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
It's 9:30 and I've already been at work for an hour. I've already visited all the websites that I normally go to and I still have 8 1/2 hours to kill. Whoever's reading this, if you know of any good websites that aren't porn-related where I can go and kill some time, please e-mail them to me, or leave the link as a comment. Together we can solve my boredom.
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
I shouldn't be allowed to blog
After 3 months, I've finally got internet access at work and now have time to answer some of the thousands of fan letters that I recieve daily.
This one's from Donovan in Philly:
"Hey Kojo,
whats going on? I just wanted to let you know that I think you're hilarious, have an amazing arm and a good feel for the pass rush while in the pocket. We should hang out some time and play chess."
Donovan, I think you've made a mistake. You're thinking about Kojo Nnamdi. I only play chess by myself in abandoned parks.
This one's from Micheal Dicks in LA:
"Kojo,
50 years ago, you'd be hanging upside down with fork up your ass!!!!"
Micheal, I think you've made a mistake. You're probably thinking about Kojo Nnamdi... wait nevermind.
My producer's telling me that we have time for one more. This ones from Comcast in Washington D.C.
"If payment is not recieved by noon friday, we will disconnect your high-speed internet connection. Please respond immediatly to prevent any interuption with your service."
Comcast, that's an unusual name. Russian? Anyways, to answer your question, YES it is your lucky day! I will be performing in your area soon. Thanks for the support.
If you live in Arlington, come out to the Arlington Cinema n' Drafthouse this friday dec. 8th at 9:45pm. I will be performing there with Doug Powell and Justin Schlegel. But you can only come if you live in Arlington. If you live in DC or MD, then you have three days sell your house, pack your things and move to Arlington. Once you've done that, then you can come to the Arlington Cinema n' Drafthouse on friday to watch the show.
Video clips are no-longer coming soon, they're here!!! click on the video page to check them out. And yes I realize that I just wrote about what's going on on my website on the blog that's already posted on my website.
I was in a gas station last friday, and I wanted to break a $20 so I could use the change to ride the metro. Unfortunatly, the station wasn't equipped to break a $20 without first purchasing $19 worth of merchandise. So I stormed out angry with a crisp $20 in my pocket. As I'm walking out, a homeless man asks me for change. It turns out the BP was just looking out for priority #1. The customer. Thanks BP. You guys really are Beyond Petrolium.
This one's from Donovan in Philly:
"Hey Kojo,
whats going on? I just wanted to let you know that I think you're hilarious, have an amazing arm and a good feel for the pass rush while in the pocket. We should hang out some time and play chess."
Donovan, I think you've made a mistake. You're thinking about Kojo Nnamdi. I only play chess by myself in abandoned parks.
This one's from Micheal Dicks in LA:
"Kojo,
50 years ago, you'd be hanging upside down with fork up your ass!!!!"
Micheal, I think you've made a mistake. You're probably thinking about Kojo Nnamdi... wait nevermind.
My producer's telling me that we have time for one more. This ones from Comcast in Washington D.C.
"If payment is not recieved by noon friday, we will disconnect your high-speed internet connection. Please respond immediatly to prevent any interuption with your service."
Comcast, that's an unusual name. Russian? Anyways, to answer your question, YES it is your lucky day! I will be performing in your area soon. Thanks for the support.
If you live in Arlington, come out to the Arlington Cinema n' Drafthouse this friday dec. 8th at 9:45pm. I will be performing there with Doug Powell and Justin Schlegel. But you can only come if you live in Arlington. If you live in DC or MD, then you have three days sell your house, pack your things and move to Arlington. Once you've done that, then you can come to the Arlington Cinema n' Drafthouse on friday to watch the show.
Video clips are no-longer coming soon, they're here!!! click on the video page to check them out. And yes I realize that I just wrote about what's going on on my website on the blog that's already posted on my website.
I was in a gas station last friday, and I wanted to break a $20 so I could use the change to ride the metro. Unfortunatly, the station wasn't equipped to break a $20 without first purchasing $19 worth of merchandise. So I stormed out angry with a crisp $20 in my pocket. As I'm walking out, a homeless man asks me for change. It turns out the BP was just looking out for priority #1. The customer. Thanks BP. You guys really are Beyond Petrolium.
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