Alot has happened since my last post, so lets talk about it. Forest Whitaker and Jennifer Hudson won Oscars, and NBA Allstar Weekend happened in Las Vegas. I think it's safe to say that Black History Month ended in a draw. Oh, and Obama is still articulate.
I'm selling my 12" Apple Powerbook G4. Finding the right computer for your needs can be a long arduous process. So to help speed it up, I've taken the time to answer a few FAQ below.
Will this computer make me cooler?
Yes, this laptop transforms any room you enter into a hip coffee shop that has expensive WI-FI and a guy riffing on jazz bass!
How much memory does it have?
Yes, it will spin straw premises into comedy gold!
You didn't answer my last question.
The first Bible was infact written on this particular machine. So yes, God does prefer a Mac to a PC!
Ok you did it again. Why would I buy this computer if your not going to give me straight answers to my questions?
-Buying this computer will put an end to global warming and the war in Iraq, so yes it is a viable alternative energy source that will get us off our dependence on foreign oil!
If you're interested, you can contact me directly by coming to see me perform live. Bring cash.
If you see Tim Miller, ask to borrow his DVD of Team America World Police. When he gives it to you, give it to me. That way I'll finally get back my DVD of Team America World Police which he borrowed in March of 2006. That's right Tim! Don't think you can borrow something form me and not return it without the 10 people who read this blog finding out about it. Seriously though, can you watch it this weekend and give it back?
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